I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Even the bartender felt bad for me
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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