Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
All I want is dick and wine.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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