Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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