Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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