My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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