idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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