I've blown a few things in my day
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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