I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Randomize
