my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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