My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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