Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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