Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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