this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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