I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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