What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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