Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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