do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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