The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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