do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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