i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
