trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Randomize