If i come over, it means nothing
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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