have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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