Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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