What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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