i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
