He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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