Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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