i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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