I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I need a hoe opinion
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