i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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