he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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