I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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