no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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