id be glad to
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Do plants get herpes?
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