you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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