you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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