There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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