I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Boobs are out for the taking
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
Randomize
