conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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