i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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