Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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