What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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