I am puke
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Randomize
