that's an acceptable place to lick
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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