Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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