question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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