I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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