a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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