if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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