my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
