This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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