im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
its not stalking. its research.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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